Dressing up is like masturbation, I do it for myself and if it turns you on, that’s fine, but this is for me and you’re not invited.
written by FullTen
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A College Student’s Prayer
Give me coffee to change the things I can, vodka to accept the things I can’t, and friends who are sober enough to help me know the difference.
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